Showing posts with label writing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label writing. Show all posts

9 February 2013

This week I'll be mostly not sure what to write

How do you spell horribilis?
For one reason or another, we've been holding our breath since the end of September. If the Queen had had a year like that, she would've called it an annus horribilis.

For one reason or another, I've not really been in the mood for writing.

(Yes, yes, I know, yet another blog about writing blogs. Yawn.)

So now that I've decided to think about the possibility of getting around to putting pen to paper, I have a dilemma.

Do I ...
(a) continue with the recent vein of depressing drivel that I've been churning out recently about various forms of public transport, and financial woes, and the like?
Or
(b) return to some of the more light-hearted topics of a few years ago, like finding scary stuff in the fridge, and riding cows bare-back, and severed legs in carrier bags?

25 February 2011

This week I'll be mostly writing again

The pen is mightier...
Erm, hello.  Again.

It's been 7 months since my last 'Mostly'.  In fact, now that I look, I see it's been 6 months since my last vaguely meaningful post of any kind (other than a quick bit of wedding anniversary prose and a Christmas video).

So first, let me say 'thanks' to all of you who wished me a happy birthday 5 months ago.  Sorry I ignored the lot of ya, but I was embarking on an episode of cyber-phobia.  Not for the first time.  The less said about it the better.  Probably.

30 August 2009

This week I'll be mostly not saying anything

Iwazaru
Erm, hello. Again.

There was some research done last year that concluded that blogging is good for your health. The most well adjusted people - so the research said - are the ones with blogs. I considered writing a witty piece of commentary about how blogging is bad for your health; how the stress of coming up with something to say, week in week out, might cause one to become acutely unhinged.

Instead, I said nothing.

A few weeks later my head was full up with stuff to say but I wasn't getting round to writing any of it down. I considered writing a witty piece of commentary about how not blogging is bad for your health; how the stress of saying nothing, week in week out, might cause a more chronic unhingedness than the acute unhingedness of having to come up with stuff all the time.

Instead, I said nothing.

As the weeks went by, I continued to fail to come up with anything to say. Anything I did say got half-written, but remained unfinished. I considered writing a witty piece of commentary about how not actually blogging is bad for your health; how the stress of coming up with stuff to say, but not actually coherently saying it anywhere or to anyone, might cause a combination of acute and chronic unhingedness that is worse for your health than either coming up with a weekly trickle of drivel, or just keeping it all bottled up.

Instead, I said nothing.

Half a year went by. I resolved instead to write about a particularly interesting display of topiary I had seen at the local garden centre. I wrote one sentence on that. You just read it. Three sentences ago. I had some thoughts about being carbon neutral. I didn't even write them down. (Writing them down wasn't carbon neutral, so would've defeated the point.)

Instead, I said nothing.

I was, it turned out, becoming quite unhinged. Rather than passively saying nothing, I decided the only remedy to my unhingedness was to actively say nothing. I deactivated my Facebook account, popped back into HooToo just to get my coat, and deliberately mislaid the passwords to Blogger and Flickr and YouTube. I stopped taking photos, and videos. I stopped kidding myself that there was any merit in writing, researching, reporting, photographing, videoing, editing, composing, (social) networking, etc, etc.

In short, I stopped saying anything to anyone about anything at all.


I'd like to think there was some kind of conclusion to all of this. Some kind of real reason why I've reactivated my Facebook account, and am considering a return to some of those other online places.

There isn't a conclusion. I'm just going to give it another go. Try it out and see what happens. "We're starting again, Timmy."

2 November 2007

This week I'll be mostly missing deadlines

Deadlines! What deadlines?
There is a worryingly large proportion of potential readers of this blog (hello both of you) who know what I mean when I say I missed a deadline at the start of this week. My excuse is two-fold:
1) I was on holiday last week.
2) I wasn't a well bunny on Monday.

There is thankfully a grand total of zero work colleagues reading this, so I can safely skirt around the deadline I missed at work on Tuesday. My excuse for that is also two-fold:
1) I was on holiday last week.
2) I wasn't a well bunny on Monday.

There is one other potential reader of this blog (hello all one of you) who I've been failing miserably to get round to emailing for a significant number of weeks. My excuse for that is, yet again, two-fold:
1) I'm a lazy git who is running out of excuses (see also 2 below).
2) I wasn't a well bunny on Monday.

And now here we are and it's the wee hours of Friday morning, and I haven't even thought about what to write here, let alone how I might take a photo of me looking like I'm doing whatever it is that I'll be mostly doing this week.

On that note, I think I'll just let this peter out into a damp squib of an ending...

*slinks off and gets the camera out*

11 October 2007

This week I'll be mostly wondering who I am

The incredible hulk?
Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde. Bruce Banner and The Hulk. Penry and Hong Kong Phooey. Niki and Jessica. They've all got one thing in common. Or is that two things in common?

In here inside t'internet we are not necessarily ourselves. Well, maybe I speak for myself. As Hugh Simon would say if (a) he were here, (b) he were a real person, and (c) we were still doing What's Up Doc quotes: "I don't know who he is, but she is definitely not herself."

So while I'm coming up with some worthless drivel to put on here this week, one of the other internet versions of me is out there on some other web site trotting out some other worthless drivel about something or other under an assumed name to avoid embarrassment.

Here's the thing then. Am I the real me? Can I keep being the real me in here? Is it easier to be the real you on some other site with a fake name? Out there I can tell you what I'm thinking, because you don't actually know who I am. But in here...

... I fear I'm getting a bit serious. So let's call it a day. Tune in next week for some other worthless drivel that might at least fall into the 'light-hearted and vaguely humourous' category.

If you're lucky.

18 September 2007

This week I'll be mostly too busy

Not ... enough ... time.
This is last week's blog.

The reason I'm even bothering writing this is because of the huge demands put upon me by the extensive readership of this modest weekly publication, to which I humbly submit.

(By which I mean, one of my two listeners asked where the blog was, so I'm rattling this out quick in my lunch break).

The reason I didn't get round to writing anything last week was because of the huge demands put upon me by the editorship of a certain bi-weekly publication, to which I am obliged to commit.

(By which I mean, I was late for some other bit of writing I do, so late in fact that the editor took the unusual step of using that week's editorial piece to make a point about the deadlines).

So that's it for last week. Hopefully this week's blog will be more entertaining, with lots of really witty stuff about having a Wii.

6 September 2007

This week I'll be mostly trying to keep the blog happening

Scratches head.
Safe in the knowledge that this blog has at least one fan (who admittedly reads it for the pictures!) I'm now under pressure to keep coming up with stuff. It's not the coming up with stuff that's the problem though, it's the knowing when to stop coming up with stuff.

I'd like think that using FB Notes as a blogging app is "pushing the envelope", or maybe "using it in anger", or maybe "taking it to the max", or maybe "getting it under braking into the hairpin, sneaking up the inside, forcing it onto the marbles and hanging it out to dry", or maybe ... (erm, you get the point).

The problem is I've already broken it twice. Those nice FB people have been too busy to actually reply to my problem reports. But at least their lovely computer has sent me an auto-response informing me that they are all down the pub deciding whether to spend their vast advertising income on improving their apps, or maybe on beer.

I'm going to click the 'Publish' button now. Which may or may not work, depending on whether the nice FB have finished down the pub and got the programming manuals out...

4 September 2007

This week I'll be mostly writing Notes

Hmmm.
Hmmm (again).

Having experimented with writing on my Facebook wall as a journal type thing, I am now going to have a go with the FB Notes app again.

I did have a look at some actual blog apps but they seemed like overkill.